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Naturalist explains how the zombie apocalypse would collapse after just one week – thanks to Mother Nature

by The Age of Blasphemy, posted in walking dead, zombie apocalypse

Naturalist explains how the zombie apocalypse would collapse after just one week – thanks to Mother Nature

From: News Corp Australia Network

The US Federal Emergency Management Agency along with the Centre for Disease Control, used a zombie outbreak scenario in 2012 to teach citizens to prepare for emergency.

Walking Dead

Rick Grimes (Andrew Lincoln) in The Walking Dead. Rick and his ragged band of survivors would – in event of a “real” zombie apocalypse – have an unbeatable hoard of allies in the form of nature’s birds, beasts and bugs, according to a US naturalist. Source: Supplied

FLESH is food – and the fresher the better. It’s something the zombies know. Probably the only thing, actually.

But what about their own dead – or rather, undead – flesh?

It’s carrion.

And that’s good news for the hipster tribes who spend weekends dressing up as zombies while worrying just what they would/will do if/when Day of The Dead actually arrives. If they survive that initial frenzy, they can sit back and watch Mother Nature do the rest.

US National Wildlife Federation naturalist David Mizejewski has put the matter into perspective, stating this planet’s fauna would deal with such animated evil “brutally, and without quarter”.

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“Romney looks like a fool right now,” Says Rob Reiner

by The Age of Blasphemy, posted in Bill Maher, Mitt Romney Fool, Rob Reiner

Maher guest Rob Reiner: ‘Romney looks like a fool right now’
By David Ferguson

Rob Reiner on Romney and Sandy

Friday night on HBO’s “Real Time with Bill Maher,” host Bill Maher was joined by panelists Rob Reiner, Margaret Hoover and former congressman Rep. Rick Lazio (R-NY), who discussed the different governing styles of Democrats and Republicans, particularly with regards to natural disasters.

Reiner opined that Hurricane Sandy amounted to Mother Nature’s version of an “October Surprise” by throwing into stark relief the divergent philosophies of governing of the two candidates for president. President Barack Obama, he said, came across as capable and competent to the nation because Democrats don’t ascribe to the Republican “Ayn Rand, pull yourself up by your bootstraps” ethos.

“Romney looks like a fool right now because he said let’s get rid of FEMA,” Reiner said.

Lazio replied that New Jersey Gov. Chris Christie has been a model of how bipartisanship should work in situations like disasters to keep people safe. However, he said, “There have been Republican failures and Democratic failures” in natural disaster management.

Maher said, “Let’s not play that fake fairness game,” then asked Lazio to name some Democratic failures.

Lazlo countered that the governor of Louisiana and mayor of New Orleans both were Democrats and stumbled ahead of Hurricane Katrina.

“Alright, then,” Maher countered, “on a presidential level.”

The host then pointed out that Romney’s remarks came during the Republican primaries, “when he was on stage with all those other crazies” and was trying to win the “states’ rights tournament.”

Watch the video, embedded via Mediaite, below:
Raw Story (http://s.tt/1rQ1h)

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