God Halts Apocalypse so Crackpot Tom DeLay can Scrawl a Book

Posted: October 31, 2013 in John Hagee, Tom DeLay
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DeLay: ‘God Created This Nation And God Created The Constitution’                 
Submitted by Kyle Mantyla

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During a service last weekend, John Hagee spent a half hour interviewing former House Majority Leader Tom DeLay during which DeLay revealed that God has commissioned him to write a book and promised him that he’ll play a role in the coming spiritual revival.

Hagee praised DeLay for being victorious over the Devil by beating the corruption charges that ended his political career, while DeLay asserted that God was the author of the United States Constitution.

“Jesus died for our freedom,” DeLay said. “And Jesus destroyed Satan so that we could be free and that is manifested in what is called the Constitution of the United States. God created this nation and God created the Constitution; it is written on biblical principles.”

DeLay went on to recount a recent experience he had in which he spent four hours “on a conference call with the Lord” during which God told DeLay that he is to write a book called “Shut It Down” about the need for Constitutional revival. On top of that, God also told DeLay that He has heard the voice of His people and that “my awakening is beginning,” in which DeLay will play a role:

 

Comments
  1. fatherkane says:

    Thanks for the link. It’s going to be interesting to watch it play out as to who will ‘end up’ with the Religious Right supporting them.
    It was going to be Santorum but Cruz is beating the crap out of Rick in who God likes better.

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