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Ron Paul the Failed Messiah | Turns Miracle Oil Salesman

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Live miracle TV!

If you’ve just joined us, we are in the middle of a miracle that has happened right here on national TV. Ron Paul is suddenly spraying holy oil out of his eyes …

Can the prayers of gullible Ronulans resurrect their failed messiah and transform him into and even more monstrous, decomposing, walking dead zombie?!