Orrin Hatch Tells Obama He Can’t Be Like Jesus, Because Of Taxes (VIDEO) by Kaia Mursi Attention, President Obama! Mousy Mormon Senator Orrin Hatch would like to have a word with you in the undersea Holocaust-victim baptizing chamber. Hatch will be doing that thing he always does, that raisin-mouthed, monotonous, mild-mannered smug thing he uses [...]